February 2010
“What we are is the sum of a thousand lies”
– The Strength To Go On By Rise Against
Exams can go die in a hole.
Seriously.
I’m going to forget all of this crap in a month, then where will I be?
Back at square one.
January 2010
Mario Kart is hands down the best game, ever.
Today, I had some relatives fresh from Somalia come over, they were still learning English so my mom suggested I teach them some words. By the end of the day, they learned the chorus of “Single Ladies” and a few Harry Potter spells including the wand motions. I think we had a very productive day. MLIA.
“You have herpes water all over you!”
– English Class
“Life is short,
Then there’s eternity.”
– Church Sign
She glances in the mirror and throws her hair up,...
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– Franklin P. Jones
Reblog if you hate exams.
When you start to really know someone, all his...
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You know you’re having too much fun in school when you add Jedi, Darth Vader and Lightsaber battles to a script meant to be a battle between a Greek goddess and mythological creature.
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Today, my religion teacher told us using wigi boards is a sin. She explained to us that they couldn’t actually be true because they were sold in mass production. I then mentioned how bibles are sold in mass production. The look on her face made my week. MLIA
“I look like a little raindrop!”
– Lonnie, while he was hanging upside down.
Pie salesman are cunning.
… That is all. ;)
You push and you pull and struggle with the knot It’s tying you up while you’re fadin’ You give and you take and take what you got Round and round ‘till it breaks and You push and you pull and struggle with the knot It’s tying you up while you’re fadin’ into your lie
Push & Pull - Nikka Costa
Holland: Do you ever get the urge to get pregnant?
Jordan: ...No?
Holland: I do.
rapidhopeloss:
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Ms. McMahon: Then they got together to do some rumpy pumpy! *hand gestures*
Jordan: I will never call it sex again..
“I think it’s more interesting to see people who don’t feel appropriately. I...”
– Ryan Gosling (via chocolate-cigarettes)
felt like crap all day today. :S i hate being sick.
