February 2011
“The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the...”
– (via annifrenzy)
You go, "Okay, don't look now but that guy in the...
tokeupbr0o:
lipstickonthefilter:
Savannah. Bahahahahaha.
every fucking time
I'm jealous of girls that:
imthed0pest:
are naturally beautiful.
have nice boobs.
have a flat stomach.
make silly faces and still look cute.
eat as much as they want but they don’t gain weight.
look cute in “hobo-ish” clothes.
have flawless features
have no pimples/blemishes.
have beauty and brains.
have a nice ass.
can get any guy they want.
VERY jealous.
Anonymous asked: Father: welcome back, my son
Son: thanks dad
Father : anytime son
Father: i love you son
Father: i know you're going through a tough time.. But you gotta stop masturbating so much.
Son: Dammit dad!
Son: How many times have I told you NOT to walk in on me!
Son: Fuck sakes.
Son: A teenage boy needs his privacy!
Son: thanks dad
Father : anytime son
Father: i love you son
Father: i know you're going through a tough time.. But you gotta stop masturbating so much.
Son: Dammit dad!
Son: How many times have I told you NOT to walk in on me!
Son: Fuck sakes.
Son: A teenage boy needs his privacy!
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So I spent 2 hours cleaning my room
And inside one of my dresser drawers I found a bunch of mini chocolate bars from Halloween. Time well spent.
January 2011
You might regret putting an end to something that...
“Even if you think the flame has died, there’s at least one lyric that’ll hit...”
– John Mayer (via thingssheloves)
I'd love to be your valentine.
Why am I the only person who finds it a massive...
So I open task manager to close a frozen window
And now task manager is frozen. WTF IS THIS SHIT